Muslim Man in Heaven

Muslim men believe that they will go to Paradise when they die as martyrs,
and that they will have 72 virgins. Well...
A Muslim man goes to Heaven. James Madison comes up to him and
kicks him in the shin. George Washington hits him on the
collarbone with his cane. Thomas Jefferson slaps him on the
face. Patrick Henry punches him in the stomach, etc.
The Muslim man is distraught. This is supposed to be Paradise,
and there should be 72 virgins...
You mean 72 Virginians!

U.S. Training and Equipping a Palestinian Army?

General Avi Mizrahi, the Israeli leader in the area of Judea
and Samaria in Israel, says that Israeli soldiers face the
potential challenge of being confronted by a Palestinian
military force trained and equipped by the US and this
force is capable of causing real damage to Israel.

This Palestinian military force was trained in Jordan by US
General Keith Dayton and the Israeli military is preparing
for a potential confrontation. US General Dayton has
expressed belief that this Palestinian army would likely
attack the Jewish state in the event that Israel does not
give in to the demands of the world leaders for a resolution
to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

The report of the Israeli military preparing for a
confrontation with an American trained and equipped
Palestinian army is a precursor to the prophetic scenario
that can be found in Bible prophecy.

The IDF is now training for the potential battle that may
occur if the Israeli government rejects the demands of the
US and EU to resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. US
General Keith Dayton, the military trainer for this
Palestinian army, said if Israel does not surrender Judea
and Samaria to the Palestinians within the next two years,
this Palestinian military force could turn their guns on the
Israelis. This scenario is, as I said, the lead up to what
Bible prophecy says will unfold in the last days.

Malachi said that the Edomites, the Palestinians of today,
would rebuild and become a force in the Middle East, Malachi 1.
Ezekiel wrote that when the Palestinians become a major force,
they will kill the Jews, Ezekiel 35:5 and then take the land
of the Jewish people, Ezekiel 35:10. Obadiah revealed in his
prophecy that the Edomites, Palestinians of today, would become
drunk with power and try to wipe out the Jews only to be
defeated, Obadiah 15-18.

The Jewish Wedding

Why should Christians be interested in Jewish traditions?
I'm glad you asked!
1) Jesus Christ created everything and picked Abraham,
Isaac and Jacob to be His chosen people.
2) Jesus Christ was a Jew, his mother was a Jew, and his
stepfather was a Jew.
3) Jesus Christ perfectly followed the Jewish Law
4) Jesus Christ is the bridegroom and the Church is His
bride

If a Jewish man sees a Jewish woman whom he would desire
as a wife, then he
1) Follows her to her home
2) Lets her father know that he is interested in making
the daughter his wife
3) The man and the father - in the presence of the mother
and daughter - draw up a detailed marriage contract and sign
it. The role of the husband and the role of the wife are
clearly defined in the marriage contract.
4) The man pours a glass of wine and gives it to the daughter.
If she drinks it, then she has accepted the marriage contract.
They are betrothed.
5) The man goes home where his father instructs him in how
to prepare a place for his bride.
6) When her new home is ready, the groom and his friends go
to the place of the bride and bring her to the new home.

Jesus Christ died for the world on a Roman cross. Those who
placed their trust in Him as Savior and Lord are the true
Church, the bride of Jesus Christ. The roles of each is
clearly detailed in the Word. Believers enter into the
marriage covenant by being baptized into His death, burial
and resurrection and partaking of the bread and the wine
during the Lord's Supper in rememberance.
Jesus Christ is currently in Heaven preparing a place for His
bride. He and His angels will come shortly for His bride.
We will celebrate the marriage supper of the Lamb with Him
in Heaven and will be with Him forever.

For by Grace Are You Saved

A man dies and goes to heaven.  St. Peter meets him at the
Pearly Gates and says, 'Here's how it works.  You need 100
points to make it into heaven.  You tell me all the good
things you've done, and I give you a certain number of
points for each item, depending on how good it was.  When
you reach 100 points, you get in.' 

'Okay,' the man says,
'I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never
cheated on her, even in my heart.' 

'That's wonderful,'
says St. Peter, 'that's worth two points!' 


'Two points?!' he says.


'Well, I attended church all my life and supported its
ministry with my tithe and service.' 

'Terrific!' says St.
Peter,  'That's certainly worth a point.' 


'One point!?!!' 

'I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a
shelter for homeless veterans.' 

'Fantastic, that's good for
two more points,' he says. 


'Two points!?!! 


'Exasperated, the man cries.  'At this rate the only way
I'll get into heaven is by the grace of God.' 


'Bingo! 100 points!  Come on in!' 



We often try to fix problems with WD-40 and duct tape. 

God did it with a nail. 

AMEN!

Which Are You?

Some people bring joy wherever they go; some bring joy only
when they go!

He is Risen!

On the first day of the week, at early dawn, they came to the tomb
bringing the spices which they had prepared. And they found the
stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they entered, they did
not find the body of the Lord Jesus.
While they were perplexed about this, behold, two men suddenly
stood near them in dazzling clothing; and as the women were
terrified and bowed their faces to the ground, the men said to them,
"Why do you seek the living One among the dead? He is not here,
but He has risen."

Survival of the Fittest

Secular Humanism teaches that the "universe is self-existing and not
created." The evolution idea is taught in government school classrooms
as scientific fact even though the idea can not be tested and must be
accepted by faith.
The mechanism for "progress to higher forms" in the evolution idea
is survival of the fittest. To progress we should have a "breeding
program for humans." The "science" of eugenics studied this.
Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthood, favored aborting
the less fit. Adolph Hitler favored killing all who were less fit - like
Jews.
If permitting only the most fit to procreate helps improve the human
"animal", then IQ tests should be given early in life - at least before
puberty - and all below a designated IQ should be sterilized. Those
with genetic diseases or inferior characteristics - ex. red hair - should
also be sterilized to prevent them from passing on inferior genes.
A key step is to have government control of health care in addition to
government control of schools.