When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can
I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess, she just couldn't compete
With all of these love starved women
Who keep clamorin' at my feet
Well, I probably could find me another
But I guess, they're all in awe of me
Who cares, I never get lonesome
'Cause I treasure my own company
