Muslim men believe that they will go to Paradise when they die as martyrs,
and that they will have 72 virgins. Well...
A Muslim man goes to Heaven. James Madison comes up to him and
kicks him in the shin. George Washington hits him on the
collarbone with his cane. Thomas Jefferson slaps him on the
face. Patrick Henry punches him in the stomach, etc.
The Muslim man is distraught. This is supposed to be Paradise,
and there should be 72 virgins...
You mean 72 Virginians!
Monday, June 21, 2010
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